Magic Wand Massager Original HV-260 – Plug-in 2-Speed with Flexible Neck – Personal Massagers for Women, Neck, Hand, Back, Muscle, and Head Massager

Gentlemen, if you are still using your hand you are mistaken. I know I’m unlikely to convince you with a review but for your sake I’m gonna try. I have nothing to gain by telling you this besides helping my fellow men. This thing has taken me to places I didn’t know existed. Seriously, this is not hyperbole. I’ve developed a full blown emotional connection to this object that defies all logic or reason. Have you ever had a woman in your life refer to her toy as her friend or even give it a name? Yeah. I understand now. I’ve tried other male-centric toys including a very impressive one I refer to as my ‘suck pod’ but nothing else even comes close. Suck pod is great, don’t get me wrong, but since you need to use lube its messy and not ideal for popping one off before bed. And even at its best, it doesn’t give me HALF of what this does.To level set expectations, like all things in the bedroom there’s a learning curve here. I would still expect you to have immediate success but perhaps all the talk about new plateaus or whatever will take some practice? Perhaps not. You do you. Literally.Other thoughts: I didn’t realize how big it was when I ordered it and I was worried it would be too big once I discovered the size. On the contrary, it’s perfect. I love the form factor and appreciate its curves and lines like those of a sports car or a woman. Given its legacy I did expect it to go harder than it does but that doesn’t mean I’m dissatisfied in the least. I don’t know if they’re all like this but mine rattles a little when not pressed against something. That’s probably the only thing I would legitimately change about it, tightening up whatever is causing that very slight rattle. I still wouldn’t consider it ‘loud’ but for nearly $100, well, it’s the only thing that takes away from the premium feel. But as long as it holds up I would not hesitate to spend 10 times that (a considerable sum for me) and still think it’s a good deal. And that’s even with the rattle, which at this point I’ve grossly overstated. I have the battery version. I simply cannot advocate for this product strongly enough.If society has made you too insecure about your masculinity to use a product like this on yourself, I truly feel sorry for you. We certainly have our own crosses to bear when it comes to the discussion around gender roles. I promise it won’t change your orientation. If anything it will help you better understand your woman’s body and how she experiences this most fundamental human activity.If I’ve convinced you, you’re very welcome. If not, I’m very sorry. Suck pod, being unmistakably for men, is not a bad option either. You can find them on here for about $50 and they’re amazing in their own rite. They just won’t make your hand obsolete quite like this will. Anyways, sending good vibes to all!

Seriously, all I can say is wow. We all know what this product is mainly used for, and it fulfills its purpose tremendously. Here are some pros and cons:Pros:- Due to its size, it’s very easy to hold and also gives you the ability to reach the right spot from a multitude of positions.- 4 different vibration speeds. These range from mild to very, wonderfully intense.- Multiple vibration patterns.- Never run out of charge - although this is wireless, if you’re in the middle of “massaging” yourself and it dies, you can plug it in and continue using it while it’s charging (this is a life saver sometimes).- Easy controls. There’s only 3 buttons. You’ll figure them out and find your favorite setting quite easily.- Easy to clean, just wipe it down with your favorite “massager” cleaner. This is very important considering some of the lotions and massage oils (among other things) this product may come in contact with.- This WILL become your favorite massager and be used very regularly.- Product quality and durability is amazing. We’ve had the same one for almost 7 years now and despite being heavily used, it’s still going strong. We’ve actually had to purchase another charging cord before having to replace the product itself.Cons:- May lead to some pretty big messes that will need cleaned up after the massage is over (not necessarily a bad thing though).Overall this 100% gets 5/5 stars. If you’re considering purchasing this item, stop reading this review and go purchase it right now. If you’ve never used a massager before and you’ve heard about this one but you’re scared it’s too strong, or you’re embarrassed thinking about owning one, get it anyway. Life is too short to let stigmas keep you from something that is sure to bring you happiness and joy. You’ll find a setting that’s good for you (can even be used over layers of clothing if you find it too strong) and you WILL NOT regret this purchase. 100% guaranteed. My only suggestion is to order directly from Amazon.com or another reputable website to ensure you get an authentic one. Now go click that buy now button - once you get it and try it out, you’ll wish you had bought it way sooner.

It’s THE Hitachi Magic Wand (I got the Plus)—everyone talks like this thing will raise the dead and cure the sick and solve world hunger.Honestly? I couldn’t get this to make me finish. The action’s all wrong. The low setting just makes odd mechanical grinding noises, the high settings are too high. Holding it parallel to the *target* makes it stop rumbling, but pointing it directly at it just feels like punching myself repeatedly. The head of it is too wide for any kind of targeted approach that won’t also leave the surrounding area bruised, and obviously this isn’t an internal use thing so that’s no good either. This isn’t versatile… it barely even works. I’m just mad that I paid $70 for this.I’ve compared this to the rest of my generic Amazon $30 vibrators and honestly every single one of them was better. This was a waste of money and I’m disappointed that I can’t return it, because it’s a beast of a thing and it takes up so much room in a drawer for something that disappoints.I will say the buttons are easy to use and it’s very easy to hold. I like that it plugs in because I don’t have to worry about batteries or charging—away when it’s not in use, out when it is! But… yeah it won’t be getting use.